Our puppy recently had an operation and got the cone (or lampshade haha), so we decided to do this.
it’s awkward when 10-year-olds have a crush on you but on the plus side they always inform me when the other kids are calling me bad names in chinese
like having a spy on the inside
I don’t even know English and a ten year old knows Chinese.
the children are chinese
chinese is their native language
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
How to draw Denmark:
1. Draw his head
2. Draw his body
3. Draw his eyes, ears, and mouth
4. Draw a pentagram
5. Perform a Satanic ritual
6. Get Satan to draw Denmark’s hair
Dad said if this gets 600,000 notes I can get a American Eskimo Puppy like this one
I always wanted a dog. Please he doesn’t think its possible even though the chicken thing happened He has money saved and is more than willing if it happens.
bitch were getting you a puppy ok